Lettuce Heads and John Edwards Girlfriend

With the recent events surrounding John 'The Hair' Edwards and his love child, I don't see the VP offer being made by B. Hussein Obama. There is no way that Obama will let Edwards on the same ticket as it might threaten his alpha male role. All this media hype around Edwards and his alleged affair is most strange. Strange because it is nonexistent other then the National Enquirer. I don't really care about what side of the aisle your on, the media will focus on the questionable behavior. Well that is only if your a Republican. Democrats who whip it out and use it without discretion, they get a free pass. Even now as you look at Edwards. How many media outlets are reporting on it. Just do a Nexus Lexus search and you will see that the number of reports about it are still in the single digit numbers. Put an 'R' next to Edwards and you could not count the number of papers, websites and news programs to dive into the story and give it clever names in the headlines. Listen up John, in your role as a relatively powerful man, you have lots of direct control over several different areas of society. The true test is if you can keep it in your pants, and well, let's face it, if the pictures on Drudge are of the woman in question, you should be slapped. I've seen better heads on lettuce.